December 2009
62 posts
Breakfast for dinner. What could be better?
I’m taking Jason Hoppe’s amazing FREE InDesign Essentials course with @CreativeTechs starting January 6th! - http://bit.ly/8xIWn0
Use your indoor “woo.”
It’s Complicated #christmasdaymovie
RT @DCpierson: Merry Christmas! I hope today you’re warm and safe and you look around at least once and go “You know what? This is alright.”
RT @rainnwilson: Merry Christmas everyone! Have a beautiful day w/ yr family! If u don’t have a family, create one w/ SIMS or online or …
Merry Christmas Twitterland!
My whole family is hoping @thesneeze has a Raisins story tomorrow. Merry Christmas!
RT @drewtoothpaste: Celebrate the passage of the health care bill! Make yourself a teeny little cake and don’t eat it until 2014.
Very sad about sportscaster George Michael’s passing. But I guess he and Glenn Brenner have a lot to catch up on.
I thought my Twitter tab said “The Twitter.” #seeingtheinternetlikeanoldlady
Wow. I just found two interesting articles to read in the online Wall Street Journal. What’s happening to me?
Should I be sad that @elenakimou doesn’t follow me on Twitter?
RT @elenakimou: I could never get sick of tuna. I could have tuna every night.
This was my entire career with Rukeyser RT @FakeAPStylebook zero-base budgeting: A method of writing a state budget so that zzzzzZZZZZ…
RT @FakeAPStylebook: IT’S - contraction of “it is.” ITS - possessive form of “it.” ITS’ - the most horrible thing you could ever possibl …
I love you @rainnwilson
my tabs have to be in order.
tiptoebitchrobot:
it goes: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and the rest chronologically from when I opened them.
You are so silly. It’s Yahoo Mail, Gmail, Achenblog, Twitter and the rest…
FCPS closed Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
tuxor:
can I get a whoop whoop?
whoop whoop!
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RT @drewtoothpaste: The Advil bottle says “Talk to your doctor before taking Advil.” I doubt he’d pick up the phone after the first 12 c …
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WatchSnow Day!
Waiting for #snowpocalypse!
Zooey Deschanel is cuter as a blonde.
Snowing steadily in Fairfax #eastcoaststorm
Accumulation now being predicted in feet vs inches. http://tinyurl.com/ybpnz8s #eastcoaststorm
Has anyone ever run out of toilet paper during a snowstorm?
RT @DCpierson: NYC, tonight is your last chance to see MYSTERY TEAM at the Quad. Tickets: http://bit.ly/8QB0WH GO OUT SWINGIN’!
tradeandtryon:
This might just be my favorite new site FOREVER.
You mean this page isn’t your fave?
RT @nicklanyi Praise the Lord: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/redskinsinsider/cerrato-resigns-espn-980-repor.html
RT @DonGlover: After the nuclear war…this is how all family pics will look (I like Dec 7th): http://manbabies.com/
Do you think DC’s gay marriage vote is what finally did Oral Roberts in?
RT @FakeAPStylebook: The British spelling of “color” is “Blimey, color, I say! What ho!”
Overheard at breakfast: “So I said, ‘Tony, we’re out of rubber gloves.’”
The CHANTIX commercial’s warning is longer than the commercial itself.
RT @Saulville: Being re-tweeted makes me happy. Realizing this truth makes me sad.
When is @donglover gonna host SNL?
RT @DonGlover: COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: DONALD GLOVER PREMIERES MARCH 19th @ 11pm. Don’t worry. I’ll remind you.
Worst Woot Off ever.