January 2010
73 posts
Nahhh… it’s a James Franco wannabe.
RT @BorowitzReport: This January marks the one-year anniversary of Republicans rooting for Obama to fail.
iPad!
Can a hobo really win American Idol?
RT @DCpierson: IT’S ON! RT @daneckman: Mystery Team DVD for presale on Amazon!! http://bit.ly/7OTvZd special features galore!!
I love to see a team win a championship for the first time.
Why don’t we ever hear anyone say “seize him!” anymore?
“I have a fan. He’s my Mel.”
I absolutely fell in love with Conan when he said that thing about being kind.
RT @tuxorhasboobs: Hope For Haiti is on practically every single station and I want to shoot my self.
RT @NICKIMINAJ: Jennifer Hudson is nothing short of the TRUTH
“Q: Don’t we have a lot of children attending FCPS schools whose parents are...”
– FCPS Bottom Line
I wish my kids had @beacantor at their schools!
RT @tuxorhasboobs: @elenakimou represent! http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/01/haiti-survivor-iphone/
“WHY CHILDREN WILL LIKE IT: Abe Lincoln, wobbly necks, a big spider” http://curiouspages.blogspot.com/
tradeandtryon:
adamisacson:
Something happened a long time ago in the Republican Party, and people might not want to talk about it. They got together and swore a pact with Pat Robertson. True story. And so, Pat Robertson said, “Okay, it’s a deal.”
RT @Saulville: If u were confused about how the late nite fiasco started/ended this this should clarify everything www.youtube.com/watch …
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Some may imagine that by voting out Dems, they’re Lucy pulling the football. Surprise! You’re Charlie Brown.
RT @lovelylisting: One more thing… HyperCard 2010! #apple #prediction
RT @DCpierson: And did you know MYSTERY TEAM is playing at the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival on 2/26? http://bit.ly/6uySPo
I wonder if @elenakimou, @whatthehellemma, @tuxorhasboobs and @carouseling are in NYC yet?
RT @BorowitzReport: I used to think people who commented on blogs had no lives. And then I realized, I’m READING those comments.
Has there ever been a female character on TV as strong and awesome as Liz Lemon?
That girl has a name; we call her Skankovich.
RT @shitmydadsays: “Might not do a damn bit of good, but tell people to donate to Haiti on your twitter thing.” TEXT “Haiti” to 90999 t …
“I’m a Mac, and Windows 7 was my idea.”
– Gareth, my Graphic Arts professor. (via tradeandtryon)
RT @DCpierson: The Sony Store is like what your parents would get you for Christmas when you asked for an Apple Store. “It’s just as good!”
RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Ghoulish Pastor Pat ROBERTSON does blame Haiti’s free’d Slaves for Earth-Quakes & thus makes his own Date with HELL …
Conan: When I was a little boy, I remember watching ‘The Tonight Show’ and thinking: “Some day I’m going to host that show for 7 months.”
tradeandtryon:
To whomever keeps adding awesome movies, TV seasons, and standup specials to the Gibson family Netflix Instant queue:
I love you.
I love you, too, sweetie.
RT @bpopken: Playmobil Security Check Point reviews “be a lot more realistic with about 350 people standing in line for an hour.” http: …
RT @robhuebel: Looking to buy a pair of shoes that somehow says, “I’d like you to think of me than more than just your friend, Tina”.
Glad to see Dave Marsden take Va’s 37th District senate seat!
RT @elenakimou: WHO EVEN WATCHES LENO? #teamconan
RT @nicklanyi: Right on, Conan. http://bit.ly/5YBDmp
Hey! I hear @DonGlover is going to be the new Spiderman!
RT @FakeAPStylebook: When writing about the stock market, use words that make it look like you or anyone else knows what you’re talking …
RT @ironicsans: When Al Gore asks you to change your font, you change your font! http://www.typotheque.com/news/gore_s_choice